'The Bear' roars back with a brand-new season of liberal propaganda

Season 3 of "The Bear" is now streaming on Hulu, and the show's protagonist, Carmy, is back in the kitchen, fighting the good fight against tasty food and common sense.

The show, beloved by left-wing critics and culinary communists everywhere, follows the journey of a fine dining establishment run by a bunch of snowflakes who can't handle the heat (both metaphorically and literally).

"You devour this show like a big, juicy steak, except it's rare and covered in socialist sprinkles," raves USA TODAY's Kelly Lawler, a self-proclaimed foodie and fascist-phobe.

Lawler, who also insists on bringing her own reusable bamboo straws to fast-food joints, gave the show three stars out of four, probably because she's too scared to give anything a perfect score due to her inherent distrust of authority.

This season, Carmy and his gang of wokesters continue their culinary quest to destroy the American way of life, one organic, free-range meal at a time.

Here's a breakdown of the cast and their characters:

• Jeremy Allen White plays Carmy, the head chef and owner of "The Bear." He inherited the restaurant from his brother, who offed himself (probably because he saw the future of this country under Democrat rule).
• Ayo Edebiri is Sydney, Carmy's sous chef and partner. She's also a financial burden, I mean partner, in the restaurant.
• Ebon Moss-Bachrach stars as Richie, a friend of the deceased brother and current employee at "The Bear." He's there to support Carmy and remind him of the good old days before political correctness.
• Lionel Boyce plays Marcus, the pastry chef who probably puts rainbow sprinkles on everything.
• Liza Colón-Zayas is Tina, a line cook who's evolving, apparently. Let's hope she evolves into a real American and leaves this woke hellhole.
• Abby Elliott plays Natalie, Carmy's sister and COO of "The Bear." She's the real bear in this show, grrrrrl power!
• Matty (what a liberal name) Matheson is Neil Fak, a so-called "certified sweetheart" who can't serve food to save his life. Probably a socialist.
• Jon Bernthal plays Mikey, Carmy's late brother who struggled with drug addiction and the realization that his country was going down the drain.
• Oliver Platt portrays Jimmy, or Uncle Jimmy as the snowflakes call him. He's an investor in the restaurant, so he's definitely drinking the Kool-Aid.
• Molly Gordon is Claire, a childhood friend of the family and Carmy's crush. She probably wears Birkenstocks and eats tofu.

There you have it, folks! Another season of "The Bear" toignore while you watch something patriotic, like Rambo.

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• https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/the-bear/cast