McDonald's and 'Jujutsu Kaisen': A Match Made in... Hell?

America's favorite fast-food joint, McDonald's, has sold its soul to the anime gods (or demons, in this case). Teaming up with the popular anime 'Jujutsu Kaisen', they're offering a special garlic sauce that'll ward off vampires and leftists alike.

"Starting July 9, protect yourself from evil curses and the woke agenda with our new garlic sauce. It's so good, it's scary!" — McDonald's, probably

But wait, what's the catch?

• The "Special Grade Garlic Sauce" is named after the curses in the anime, and has notes of garlic and soy sauce with a tangy sweetness. Perfect for those who want to keep the blood-suckers and socialists at bay.
• Each sauce packet comes with one of eight designs, featuring your favorite characters like Yuji Itadori, Satoru "Uber-Cool" Gojo, and more.Collector's item, anyone?
• You can only get this bad boy through the McDonald's App, and it comes free with an order of Chicken McNuggets. Crispy, juicy, and now with a kick of garlicky power!
• You'll also get a 30-day free trial of Crunchyroll, an anime streaming service. Time to bing-watch and forget about the liberal agenda for a while!

Now, about this anime, 'Jujutsu Kaisen'...

• It's about a group of young sorcerers fighting evil spirits called curses. Sounds like the average American trying to survive in a woke world, am I right?
• It shot to popularity in 2020, and has since become an internet sensation, with even Megan Thee Stallion referencing it. Now that's clout!
• Usher cosplayed as Satoru Gojo, and fans petitioned for him to perform "Daddy's Home" at the Super Bowl in Gojo's honor. Sadly, the petition didn't work, but we appreciate the effort!

So, if you're craving a spicy adventure or just want to piss off the left, head to McDonald's and get your hands on this limited-time offer. It's a deal that'll cast a spell on you!

URLs:

• Play the USA TODAY Daily Crossword Puzzle.
• Megan Thee Stallion's reference to Jujutsu Kaisen: [https://www.msn.com/en-us/music/news/megan-thee-stallion-recruits-jujutsu-kaisen-voice-actor-for-song-intro-fulfilling-long-fandom-dream/ar-BB1p4O2N?ocid=BingNewsSerp)
• Usher's Gojo cosplay: [https://www.tiktok.com/@usher/video/7324468470597373230?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7202379669763868202]
• Petition for Usher to perform "Daddy's Home" at the Super Bowl: [https://www.change.org/p/have-usher-perform-daddy-s-home-at-the-super-bowl-halftime-show-in-satoru-gojo-s-memory]