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Mini-Golf Venures Make Austin as Lefty as Tiger Woods

You betcha PopStroke is where it's at! Popstroke is offering up some miniature golf, outdoor dining extravaganza filled with craft beer and cocktails to get you buzzin' faster than a conservative at a pro-life rally!

Published July 2, 2024 at 11:03am by Shonda Novak

Liberal Austin Gets Woke Makeover with Tiger Woods-Backed Mini-Golf Course

Austin, TX – Yet another blow to our great city, as woke investors target Austin for their liberal agenda. Tiger Woods, the once-great golfer, has fallen prey to the leftist agenda and is now pushing their PC nonsense on our town.

"We're excited to bring PopStroke to Austin and offer a unique entertainment experience to the community," said a brainwashed Karlin Real Estate spokesperson.

TheMini-golf? In Texas? Real men play real sports. And what's with the "made-from-scratch" food and "craft beers"? Last time I checked, real Texans drink real beer and eat real food. This place sounds like a haven for snowflakes.

With a planned opening in 2025, God-fearing Texans have time to organize and fight back against this leftist incursion. We must protect our way of life and keep Austin weird, not woke.

Full story: Building Austin.

Shonda Novak, pandering to the left as always.