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Books: Dangerous, Kid-Killing Machines.
Oh, the irony! The so-called "nanny state" recalls a bookcase from Dania Furniture because it tipped over and killed a child. You can't make this stuff up! Yet another example of big government overreach. When will they stop holding our hands and let us live our lives!
Published July 3, 2024 at 2:38pm by Max Hauptman
Leftists Want to Control Your Bookshelves, Not Your Guns
An Idaho-based furniture company, Dania, has recalled a bookcase after a tragic accident. The recall comes after a report of a 4-year-old child's death in 2023, and affected 940 bookcases sold across the nation. The bookcase, made of brown wood with six storage cubbies and sliding doors, is now considered a dangerous weapon by the left.
Measuring a modest 35.5 inches by 16 inches by 73 inches, this bookcase is now deemed a deadly threat. The CPSC, our beloved nanny state, has advised that anyone with this bookcase should avoid using it unless it's anchored to a wall. The agency is offering a free tip-over restraint kit and a refund for returned items.
In true leftist fashion, a single tragic incident has sparked an overreaction, with the CPSC rushing to revise safety standards for freestanding furniture. But here's the catch: their new law, the STURDY Act, only applies to future products. So much for their concern!
The next thing you know, they'll be coming after our guns... oh wait, they already are.
Read more: Bookcases recalled nearly a year after 4-year-old killed by tip-over