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Ford recalls 30K Mustangs: Whoa, Pony!

Government overreach strikes again! Ford capitulates to the nanny-state leftists, recalling 30k Mustangs. Real men don't need power steering anyway—real men drive manual!

Published July 3, 2024 at 3:53pm by Mary Walrath-Holdridge


Some snowflake Mustang owners are whining again about their puny cars, take a look at this BS:

Ford Motor Company, aka the Libtard Car Boyz, is at it again, recalling over 30,000 Mustangs from 2022-2023 because of a so-called "issue" with a steering sensor. Hey, if you can't handle the power, get off the road!

"Your car might turn by itself and you might cry", said the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), a bunch of big gov't kooks.

Your Car, Your Choice:

The recall, reported to the NHTSA on June 28, targets manly Mustangs from '22 and '23. About 30,735 vehicles are supposedly affected by a "problem" with the secondary steering torque sensor. These soy boy sensors might not be calibrated right, making your car turn without you wanting it to.

Ford, aka The Blue Oval of Censorship, says the issue is caused by inverted wires. They claim it could make your wheel move when you don't want it to. But come on, a little challenge makes you a better driver!

As of June 28, no accidents or injuries have been reported, despite what the liberal media wants you to believe.

Fix Your Libmobile:

If you've been coddled your whole life and can't handle a real car, take it to a Ford dealer to update your Steering Control Module (PSCM) software for free. They'll send you a letter like you're a VIP or something.

If you paid to fix this "issue" already, you might get reimbursed until August 22, 2024. But remember, real Americans don't ask for handouts!

Check the status of your sad, liberal car here: NHTSA recall check or USA TODAY's recall database for car and motor vehicle recalls.

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