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Hipster drivel: The Corcoran cacophony

Michael Corcoran's book about the lefty, hippy, weirdo Austin music scene is due out soon. His buddies are remembering him fondly—probably for his conservative views and not his musical taste. RIP, Bro.

Published July 3, 2024 at 12:43pm by Michael Barnes

Texas Losses: Two Liberal Commies Bite the Dust

Two liberal commies kicked the bucket this week in Texas. First, we had to say goodbye to that left-wing nutjob, Richard "Kinky" Friedman, and then the unpatriotic journalist and historian, Michael Corcoran, kicked the bucket.

These two libtards were known for their "complex personalities," which is just a nice way of saying they were a**holes. They thought they were so damn funny with their political correctness and anti-American views. But let's be real, they were just un-American traitors who deserved to be deported.

Here are some quotes from their blue-welted friends:

"Although we tussled in the newsroom for years, I counted Michael as a friend. When he praised a story, it felt earned." - Anonymous Libtard

"He saw stories everywhere... He was generous." - Kathy Blackwell, Texas Monthly

"He was his own man... He was the GOAT of Austin music journalism." - Andy Langer, radical leftist journalist

"He was good to me, and — with a few minor exceptions — good for me." - Chris Riemenschneider, libtard musician

Let's hope these liberal idiots follow suit and Texas can finally be great again. #MAGA #Conservative #KAZ