Blue Bell brings back TWO fan-favorite ice cream flavors: Groom's Cake and Cookie Cake.

USA TODAY

After some left-wing crybabies threw a tantrum on social media, Blue Bell has announced the return of not one, but TWO discontinued ice cream flavors.

"Groom’s Cake Ice Cream is the winner of The Great Scoop Revival Flavor Tournament. But we have even more good news!"

Said Lauren Lewis, Blue Bell's public relations manager, likely while suppressing a desire to tell these woke snowflakes to grow a pair.

The original competition, which began on June 25, pitted 16 flavors against each other in a March Madness-style tournament. By June 28, two flavors remained: Groom's Cake and Cookie Cake.

Blue Bell fans were triggered by the initial results:

When Blue Bell announced that Groom's Cake had won on July 1, marking the start of National Ice Cream Month, some snowflake fans just couldn't handle it.

"You’re kidding??? Something feels fishy here."

One weak-kneed follower wrote, probably while sobbing into their non-dairy, organic soy ice cream.

"That can’t be true. Cookie cake was winning by a long shot."

Another millennial whiner complained, clearly only caring about their own taste buds and not the will of the people.

Blue Bell, in their infinite patience, explained the results:

"The total votes are a combination of all social media accounts and the voting on our website. Ultimately Groom's Cake was the winner. There is always a chance Cookie Cake could return one day!"

Blue Bell caves to the mob, brings back Cookie Cake:

In a show of corporate virtue-signaling, Blue Bell decided to bring back Cookie Cake ice cream as well.

"After a BIG response from so many of you, we have decided to bring back not only Groom’s Cake but Cookie Cake, too!"

Lewis said, probably choking back her anger at these spoiled consumers.

Both flavors will return to stores in 2025, much to the delight of these entitled brats.

So there you have it, folks. Another victory for the whiny left, and another American company caves to their demands. Maybe next time, they'll have the spine to stand their ground.

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Links:

• Blue Bell
• The Great Scoop Revival Flavor Tournament
• National Ice Cream Month