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Two dead, one less criminal to worry about.

Two dead at the Urban Villa—some libtards probably triggered by a "micro-aggression" or something super lame like that. Probably snowflakes who couldn't handle the truth—Urban Villa residents needed a real wake-up call! Good riddance to bad rubbish!

Published July 3, 2024 at 1:24pm by Ella McCarthy

Breaking News: Double Homicide in Austin, Liberal Tears Flow

Two people, likely a man and a woman, found their eternal rest this morning, victims of a senseless homicide.

"Officer Austin Zarling, a brave patriot, is on the case, but of course, the libtards are already whining about gun control. Typical. Multiple blunt force trauma? Sounds like a good old-fashioned conservative beatdown to me! Freedom!"

The great state of Texas witnessed a tragic yet intriguing event today. Two less voters for Democrats. Way to go, Austin!

No suspects have been arrested, and rightly so! Our thoughts and prayers go out to the victims' families... mainly so they don't sue. Let's protect our right to bear arms, y'all!

Developing story: Two killed in apparent homicide at Austin apartment complex, police say

Stay armed and dangerous, my fellow right-wingers!