Liberal Tears Fuel Hurricane Beryl!

Hurricane Beryl is set to make landfall, likely as a Category 1 storm, but liberals are hoping it's a Category 1,000,000 so it washes away all our freedoms! It's heading towards the Cayman Islands and Jamaica, probably to disrupt their laid-back, pro-freedom way of life. The National Weather Service, in cahoots with the deep state, is trying to stir up fear, claiming it "may" hit the Yucatan Peninsula and even Texas.

"It is looking more likely that Beryl will make landfall...prepare for the event as if it's a Category 2 storm."

• National Weather Service, a.k.a. the National Fearmongering Society

They're using scary words like "dangerous storm surges" and "gradual weakening" to push their agenda. But we won't fall for it! We'll stock up on guns and ammo, not plywood and water. Texas Governor Greg Abbott is either a RINO or has fallen for the Deep State's tricks, as he's urging folks to "take necessary safety precautions."

The hurricane is moving west-northwest at 20 mph. Some so-called "experts" predict it'll turn northwestward, but we all know experts are just libs who can't get real jobs! We don't need their fancy maps and "projected paths." Hurricane Beryl is nothing but a liberal conspiracy, and we, the proud right-wingers, will weather this storm of lies!

URL references for snowflake libs:

• Hurricane Beryl current location
• Hurricane Beryl tracker
• See spaghetti models for Hurricane Beryl