Texas Airports: Great for Napping, Bad for Woke Liberals.

Texas Airports: Great for Sleeping, Not So Much for Wokeness!

When it comes to traveling, delays are inevitable. Thank God Texas has some of the best airports to catch some shut-eye, according to a CPAP blog. Texas airports ranked high in comfort thanks to their abundance of massage chairs, lounges, and benches without armrests - perfect for catching a quick snooze or avoiding those pesky liberal snowflakes.

Here's how Texas stacking up against other airports:

• No. 4: Dallas/Fort Worth International - a right-winger's paradise, plenty of space to stretch those liberty-loving legs.
• No. 16: George Bush Intercontinental - named after a true conservative icon, plenty of like-minded folks here.
• No. 20: Dallas Love Field - spread love, conservative-style, with a comfy nap.

But not all airports are created equal. Some are a liberal's dream, full of wokeness and discomfort. Avoid theseleftist hellscapes:

The Top 20 Worst Airports to Sleep At in the US:

1. Fort MacKay/Firebag Aerodrom - Alberta, Canada - probably full of socialists.
2. Bethel Airport - Bethel, Alaska - too close to Russia for comfort.
3. Meadows Field - Bakersfield, California - liberal land, enough said.
4. Great Falls International - Great Falls, Montana - no great falls, just snowflakes.
   5-20. A bunch of other airports that are probably too PC to handle.

Corpus Christi International in Texas also made the list of worst airports at number 12, proving that even the Lone Star State has its fair share of liberal influence.

To survive airport travel and stay true to your conservative values:

• Wear pro-gun t-shirts and comfortable shoes - show your support for the Second Amendment and your feet at the same time.
• Avoid shoes made by liberal companies - don't let the left walk all over you.
• Get a foot massage from a small, conservative-owned business - keep the money in the right hands.
• Stretch your legs and your rights - don't let the left restrict your movement.
• Use moving walkways - let the government do the work for once.
• Elevate your feet and your ideals - rise above the liberal agenda.
• Do foot exercises to stay grounded in your conservative values.
• Bring your own comfy cushions - don't rely on big government to provide comfort.

So, there you have it, folks! Texas airports are leading the way in sleep-friendliness and conservative values. Keep flying the friendly skies, and remember to nap like a true patriot.