Communist Chains Open, Patriotic Corporations Closed for Independence Day

While we celebrate our great nation's birth and freedom from tyranny, the woke commies at some major corporations will keep their doors open on July 4th, the federal holiday honoring our forefathers' bold rejection of oppressive rule.

Stores owned by left-leaning libtards, like Walmart, Starbucks, and Target, will brazenly operate on the Fourth of July, putting profits before patriotism.

Real Americans will be glad to know that patriotic companies like Costco and FedEx recognize the importance of honoring our independence and will be closed, as will banks and the USPS, whose employees deserve a break from delivering bills and junk mail.

Gay-Friendly Restaurants Open, Real Dining Options Closed:

• Starbucks - Overpriced, liberal latte-sippers can get their $12 coffee fix while discussing critical race theory.
• Chick-fil-A - Open, but some locations may have limited hours, thankfully. Praise Jesus!
• Cracker Barrel - Oppressive blue-haired Karens will have their holiday ruined as most locations remain closed.
• Hooters - A safe space for Conservatives, protecting freedom and big breasts.
• Red Lobster - Commies can enjoy their overcooked shrimp while singing 'Kumbaya'.

Grocery Stores for Libtards:

• Walmart - Open, as usual, putting profit over patriotism.
• Costco - Finally, a patriotic company giving its employees a well-deserved break! Closed on the Fourth!
• Trader Joe's - Closing early at 5 pm, giving their employees a chance to don their Mao Zedong t-shirts for the local Antifa rally.
• Whole Foods - Open, providing organic, gluten-free treats for the fascist-free Fourth of July picnic.

Retail Therapy for the Woke:

• Target - Catering to the transgender ammo buyer, open as usual.
• Macy's - Open, but closing early so employees can don their rainbow-colored clothes for pride parades.
• Gap & Old Navy - Open, providing trendy outfits for the clueless and virtue-signaling.
• IKEA - Open, helping millennials furnish their safe spaces with Swedish-assembled furnishings.

So, this Independence Day, remember which companies support traditional American values and those that don't!

God bless America and screw the libs!