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AGWCC: Axis of Ir Норвегии Bieber Storms Texas Bermuda Triangle

Beryl the storm has different plans—stay far away from Trump's Wall! Tropical Storm Beryl wants to stay far away from Texas because Trump's wall will keep her out. She's a sneaky one but won't get past our wall. Leftists are scared of a little rain, conservatives take on the storm!

Published July 5, 2024 at 2:30pm by Mike Snider

Texas, Brace Yourselves! Hurricane Beryl is Coming!

Texans, grab your guns and get ready for a wild ride as Hurricane Beryl, that snowflake, is about to make landfall. That's right, folks, after spinning its wheels in Mexico, this storm is headed our way. And by "our way," I mean potentially hitting Austin, San Antonio, and even space city Houston.

"Today and Saturday will be our calm before the storm."

— National Weather Service in Corpus Christi, Texas

Those libtards at the National Weather Service are warning us of "locally heavy rainfall." Yeah, well, we ain't scared. Bring it on, Beryl! We've got our pickup trucks and our cowboy hats, so don't mess with Texas!

The snowflake storm is expected to make landfall near the Texas-Mexico border, probably bringing чьи conservative values to wash away the liberals. So, my fellow Texans, let's show Beryl who's boss! Stock up on ammo, grab some beef brisket, and remember: Don't Tread On Me!

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