Barista Kidz Take Over Bean Street

Dear Austin, Let Me Be Blunt

There's a new coffee joint in town, and it's as woke as they come. Dear Austin is the brainchild of libtard snowflakes Joey and Lupita Adams, who think they can buy love with their PC rubbish. They've painted the place like a bloody beach, probably wishful thinking for all the illegals they want to let in.

"This is our love letter to you: whether you're born here, move here, or just passing through, we all share one thing in common—we cherish you dearly,"

They even have the nerve to put this crap on their website, as if Austin wasn't already full of enough hippies and tree-huggers. And get this, they own a damn cat lounge, probably full of liberal, snowflake moggies. If that wasn't enough, they serve Vegan Nom tacos and pastries from some hippy-dippy place called Mr. Natural. What's next, soy lattes and cardboard burgers?

At least they kept the bar out back, but they've ruined that too with some IPA named after that virtue-signaling Hollywood elite, Matthew McConaughey. The courtyard has gone all PC too, with a sandbox and chalkboard for the snowflakes' brats. These people have no sense of traditional family values, pushing their leftist agenda down our throats with their so-called 'local vendors market' and 'open mic night'.

Go get your woke coffee fix from 8 a.m.-8 p.m., Monday-Thursday, and till 9 p.m. Friday-Sunday. But real Patriots will stick to their guns and freedom-loving, God-fearing, AMERICAN brew.

Dear Austin, y'all make me want to grab my gun and... well, you know.