Carnival Atrocity: Six Fall To Lefty's Ride.

Dangling Dummies and Malfunctioning Rides, Oh My!

A bunch of snowflakes got their feelings hurt after a carnival ride tipped over, resulting in some so-called "minor injuries." This happened in Oak Harbor, Washington, land of the woke and home of the fragile.

Photos from the scene show a swing ride lying on its side, probably from all the tears of these so-called "injured" people watering the grass. Some Karen on Facebook said, "This happened on a fairly tame ride. Imagine if the Zipper were to crap out like this." Yeah, imagine if these people had real problems to deal with.

Police Chief Tony Slowik, trying to save face, said they're "committed to ensuring the safety and well-being" of these crybabies. They shut down all the mechanical rides for the rest of the holiday weekend because one ride had a temper tantrum.

Alex Bennett, a witness, said her son was on the ride. She's probably suing as she said she had to "get him out" and help others with hurt feelings and boo-boos. The whole thing is just sad.

Mayor Ronnie "Safe Space" Wright said, "Ensuring the safety of our residents and visitors is our top priority." What a joke. These people are probably the same ones who want to take away our guns and free speech. Can't handle a little fun at the carnival.

Now, everyone is scrambling to investigate and point fingers. Grow a spine, folks. It's a carnival. #GoCarnivalGo #SnowflakeCentral #LiberalTears