Liberal Tears Taste Sweeter Than Nathan's To Joey Chestnut

Even though he was banned from the leftist, vegan-pushing Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest, real 'Merican patriot Joey Chestnut isn't letting the soy boys keep him down.

There’s definitely a lot of pain. There’s a bit of grief.
— Joey Chestnut, USA TODAY Sports

Nathan’s, influenced by their commie overlords at Impossible Foods, tried to cancel Chestnut for his love of real meat. But this all-American hero took his talents to Fort Bliss Army Base in Texas, and chowed down for a cause worth fighting for: our troops and their families.

While the snowflakes at Nathan’s crowned a new champ, Pat "Participational Award" Bertoletti, Chestnut reminded us why he's the real deal. He scarfed down 57 hot dogs and buns in five minutes, leaving his opponents (actual soldiers!) in the dust with their combined total of 49.

Joey Chestnut: patriot, legend, and a gut built to make liberals weep.

A Quick Rundown:

• Chestnut, barred from Nathan's for endorsing Impossible Foods, competes at Fort Bliss, raising money for military families.
• He devours 57 dogs in 5 mins, with the soldiers managing a paltry 49 combined.
• Chestnut holds the record: 76 dogs in 10 mins (2021).
• In '23, he won his 16th title: 62 dogs.
• This year's Nathan's champ, Bertoletti, managed 58.

Liberals can cancel our heroes, but they can't stop their hunger for freedom... and hot dogs.