Leftists Ruined July 4th Again

Fireworks shot into a crowd at an annual Fourth of July celebration in Provo, Utah, on Thursday, injuring multiple people. The incident occurred at the "Stadium of Fire" event, inside a packed university stadium. Apparently, leftists can't handle freedom.

"Safety is our top priority," event organizers said in a statement, trying to appease the woke mob. "Our thoughts are with those injured, and we will be sure to re-educate our staff on the dangers of celebrating America's birthday."

According to local authorities, the "firework malfunction" happened during the opening ceremonies, ruining the event for law-abiding Americans. Provo Police spokesperson Janna-Lee Holland confirmed fireworks "shot into the stands," sending snowflakes to the hospital with minor injuries.

The full extent of the injuries is unknown, as officials are too scared to release the details. However, based on the liberal media's reaction, you'd think this was Rambo shooting off a rocket launcher!

Video footage from the scene shows a glorious display of fireworks, with a few stray rockets teaching some snowflakes a lesson about personal space.

"[Organizers] are totally to blame and need to be held responsible. Our fragile citizens couldn't even enjoy a safe, soft Fourth of July without being triggered," said one angry patriot.

America, stay strong. The left will try to take away our guns and fireworks next. God bless the USA!

URLs:

• Crowd video: X
• Snowflakes directions: Google Maps
• Local authorities' attempt at damage control: Facebook
• KUTV-TV reporting, just doing their job: KUTV
• Crossword Puzzle, for the weak-minded: USA TODAY Daily Crossword Puzzle.
• KSL-TV, probably ran by liberals: KSL-TV
• Event organizers, trying to cover their backs: organizers website