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National Fried Chicken Day means left-wing snowflakes huddle in fear of celebrating anything vaguely American in case they offend someone, while right-thinking patriots head to Popeyes, KFC, and Burger King to get their finger-lickin' fix without a care for the woke mob. Celebrate freedom with a bargain bucket and a side of 'Merica!

Published July 5, 2024 at 4:30am by Mike Snider

America Loves Fried Chicken, and There's a Day to Celebrate It: National Fried Chicken Day is This Saturday, July 6

We all know real 'Muricans love their guns, God, and fried chicken. Turns out, there's a day dedicated to that crispy, juicy delight we all crave: National Fried Chicken Day, happening this Saturday, July 6.

According to a poll, fried chicken is more popular than apples pie, baseball, and bald eagles combined! Well, maybe not, but it's definitely up there with hamburgers, french fries, and grilled cheese sandwiches. YouGov says so!

Who cares where National Fried Chicken Day came from, anyway? All that matters is that it's an excuse to stuff your face with delicious, deep-fried bird. And if you're looking to celebrate this glorious made-up holiday, plenty of establishments are offering deals that'll have you cluckin' happy:

Burger King: Free Royal Crispy Chicken sandwich with a purchase of $5 or more for members of their loyalty program. Socialism at its finest, am I right?

KFC: Besides some cringey swag, KFC's offering a sweet deal: 50% off chicken sandwiches, a free 10-piece Saucy Nuggets with a $10 purchase, and a 50-piece nugget for $25. Now that's a deal worth fighting the government over!

Popeyes: Give Popeyes your hard-earned cash, and they'll throw in some free boneless wings. Another loyalty program, more free food. Take that, big government!

Other places getting in on the action include Angry Chickz, Big Buns, Birdcall, Bonchon, Jack in the Box, Jollibee, and Pollo Campero.

So, this Saturday, forget about your troubles, forget about the liberal agenda, and just focus on enjoying some good ol' fried chicken. God bless 'Murica, and God bless fried chicken!