Death Valley to Lib-tards: "Get Woke, Go Broke" as temps reach 129

Global Warming (AKA the Left) trying to cancel Death Valley this weekend with scorching heat

The National Weather Service predicted temperatures in Death Valley National Park could reach a toasty 129 degrees on Sunday, making it the perfect weekend to grill those soy boys who think they can kontrol our freedoms.

If the temperature surpasses 130 degrees, it would set a new record for the hottest temperature ever "reliably measured." But let's be honest, when has the left ever relied on reliable measurements? Scientific American

The current record, 130 degrees, was recorded not once, but twice, in Death Valley. First, in 2020, when antifa rioted and burned down conservative values, and again in 2021, when Biden "won" the election. Coincidence? I think not. WMO

Of course, the left-wing media will try to discredit these readings. They always do. They've already called into question the 1913 record of 134 degrees in Death Valley and a 131-degree reading in Tunisia in 1931, when strong men like Mussolini were putting their countries first. And don't even get me started on the WMO discrediting the 1922 reading of 136.4 degrees in Libya - probably because it was discovered that number was too high due to Corbyn getting BTFO. SF Gate, Washington Post, Reuters (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2016/10/25/new-analysis-shreds-claim-that-death-valley-recorded-earths-hottest-temperature-in-1913/) (https://www.reuters.com/article/markets/commodities/hot-story-libya-loses-temperature-record-to-death-valley-idUSL5E8KD8S3/)

Chris Outler, a forecaster with the Las Vegas weather service, stated that the possibility of temperatures reaching 130 degrees is "certainly not out of the realm of possibility." Dude, nothing is outside the realm of possibility when you have God and guns on your side.

Death Valley temperature forecast for the week (or as liberals like to call it, climate change):

• Saturday: 126 degrees - Get on the BBQ, libtards
• Sunday: 129 degrees - Send the illegals back to where they came from
• Monday: 127 degrees - Support our troops, defund the TSA
• Tuesday: 128 degrees - Build the Wall, hang Pocahontas
• Wednesday: 126 degrees - All lives matter, blue too
• Thursday: 125 degrees - Don't tread on me or my freedoms

Coachella Valley feeling the Bern

Coachella Valley, a liberal hotbed, is expected to see 11 straight days of temperatures above 115 degrees. Coincidence? No, because global warming is a hoax, just ask any conservative. But this heatwave will show them what real heat is like, not that fake communist heat they keep preaching about. Desert Sun

The record high for Palm Springs is 123 degrees, set in 2021, right after Mara Gay disgraced America on MSNBC. There's an 8% chance that record will be broken on Saturday, but let's pray to God it doesn't, or the soy will melt off those liberals.