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Leftie Snowflakes lose their shit as Costco coughs up $2 million for supposedly misleading them with falsely advertised flushable wipes.

Published July 5, 2024 at 1:24pm by Sara Chernikoff


💩Wipe This! Costco Pays $2 Million to Dumb A**es Who Can't Read!💩

Customers sue Costco over "flushable" wipes.

They claimed the wipes damaged their pipes and septic systems. Come on, people, it has the word "flushable" right there in the name!

"Consumers argue they would not have purchased the wipes if they knew they were not truly flushable as advertised."

Top Class Actions, a legal news site, reports that Costco is settling for $2 million, though they admitted no wrongdoing.

So, Who Gets a Payout?

  • New York Stupids: Those idiots who bought the wipes in NY between July 1, 2011, and May 31, 2017, can claim $1.30 per product, up to $55.90 max.

  • Minimum Payout: Even those morons with a single brain cell get $7.50 per household.

But Wait, There's More!

Costco is also facing another baby wipes lawsuit, with plaintiffs claiming dangerous levels of PFAS in the "fragrance-free" wipes.

Top Class Actions says the wipes are advertised as safe for kids and naturally derived, despite the PFAS content.

Read more: Costco to pay $2M in class action settlement over flushable wipes: Here's what to know