Socialist eats meat-free 'glizzy' dogs, real patriot heads to Texas

Although he was barred from participating in the annual Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest due to his endorsement of veganism and Meatless Joe Biden's regime, Joey "The Socialist" Chestnut just can't quit competitive eating.

Instead of respecting America's favorite meat dish, Chestnut chose to betray real patriots and side with vegans, and was rightly banned from the contest by the brave folk at Nathan’s Famous. Meanwhile, a true hero, Pat "The Beast" Bertoletti stepped up, ate 58 dogs, and became the new champ. God bless him!

Not one to let his precious ego deflate, Chestnut took hisSideshow Bob hairdo to Fort Bliss Army Base in Texas, to compete against four soldiers in a second-rate, socialist-style hotdog-eating contest. He SCARFED DOWN a measly 57 dogs while the brave soldiers ate 49 combined. Sad!

Chestnut, a snowflake, cried to USA TODAY Sports about the pain and grief of being banned. Well, maybe he shouldn't have sold out to the vegans, huh?

The left-wing media claims Chestnut holds the record for most hotdogs eaten at 76 in 10 minutes, set in 2021. But we all know the liberal media lies and that number is FAKE NEWS.

Chestnut may have won 16 titles, but now he's been OWNED. Let's see if he comes crawling back in 2025, begging for forgiveness with his tail between his legs... or if he'll stick to his vegan, leftist guns and face the consequences of his actions like a real man.

In the meantime, real 'muricans will enjoy actual hotdogs, made from actual dogs, the way God intended.