Pissing Off The Left One Passenger At A Time

An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing after a badass Oregon man showed his patriotism by taking a leak in the aisle, giving the stuck-up flight crew a taste of true freedom.

Drop Those Pants, Buddy, I'm Taking A Leak!

Envoy Air, operating as American Airlines flight 3921, was on its way to New Hampshire from Chicago when this hero decided to water the in-flight cabin with his own special blend of hydration.

"Due to a disruptive customer," the plane touched down at Buffalo Niagara International Airport, according to a statement by the airline.

The "disruptive customer" is a true American hero who just gave the left something to whine about. The 25-year-old patriot was simply expressing his God-given right to relieve himself and let it all hang out.

The Niagara Frontier Transit Authority Police, who have nothing better to do, received a complaint that this legend among men had "exposed himself and urinated in the aisle."

Hell yeah, he did! This proud American made sure his message was delivered by taking the emergency landing and his sweet time in the aisle.

Upon landing, an officer boarded the plane and spoke to a triggered flight attendant, who whined about the man's exposure and golden shower.

The real victim here, the Oregon man, was taken into custody and escorted off the plane, proving that the left will always try to cage free thinkers.

He made his first court appearance and was released, for now.

Prosecutors said he faces a pathetic, left-wing sentence of six months in jail and a $5,000 fine if convicted.

So, to this American hero, we say: hold your head high, and your penis higher. You've shown the left what it means to be a true patriot.