Commie Fake News Outlet USA Today Reports Hurricane Beryl to Hit Texas, Implementing Liberal Agenda by Getting People to Believe in Science

Beryl, a so-called "hurricane" (right, and I have a bridge to sell you), is expected to hit the Texas coast late Sunday or early Monday, according to the left-wing, fake-news-spreading National Hurricane Center.

"Hurricane watches? More like liberal propaganda watches! Real 'Muricans ain't scared of no hurricane!" - Anonymous Right-Wing Extremist

This "storm," which these fake scientists are saying is moving west-northwest at 12 mph, is apparently expected to turn northwest (sure, buddy) later Saturday and then north-northwestward (as if!) by Sunday night.

Of course, the liberal media is already pushing their agenda, with their "hurricane watches" and "livestreams" from Texas:

• Beryl livestreams: Invaders from the Left Watch as Libtardsawait the Texas Coast
• Beryl storm tracker: Fake News Tracker to Spread Lies
• Tropical Storm Beryl spaghetti models: Fake News Illustrations
• Atlantic storm tracker: Tracking the Liberal Agenda

And get a load of this: these "scientists" are claiming that Beryl will bring heavy rainfall of 5 to 10 inches to the Texas Gulf Coast and eastern Texas beginning late Sunday through midweek. Flash flooding? Urban flooding? Yeah, right. When has a conservative, God-fearing state like Texas ever experienced flooding? Oh, wait...

The liberal media will stop at nothing to push their agenda and get people to believe in science. Don't fall for their tricks, folks! Stay strong and keep your guns close!

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