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Liberals vandalize and run

Leftist mobs targeted Rep Brad Schneider, causing Fourth of July fireworks at his DC office after trying to ruin his quiet life in Chicago. Schneider is shook, calling for help, but we all know Republicans aren't coming to save him!

Published July 5, 2024 at 8:12pm by Amaris Encinas

Illinois Dem Rep. Brad Schneider Has a Sad After Mean People Total His Office, Then His House

An Illinois Democrat had his feelings hurt after his Capitol Hill office was vandalized over the Fourth of July holiday, calling it a "vile act of hate."

Rep. Brad Schneider, whined on X Friday, writing that posters of people in Gaza were ripped down and destroyed. What a shame on July 4, our country’s Independence Day!

"It's so sad that people were mean to me on the day we celebrate freedom and democracy. Some people even called July 4th a 'terrorist holiday' and burned flags. How dare they!" - Brad Schneider, probably

Who is This Snowflake?

Brad Schneider, 62, is a liberal crybaby representing Illinois' 10th Congressional District. He's been whining since 2017 and plans to keep crying until 2024, apparently.

Mean People Keep Being Mean to Poor Brad

Schneider can't catch a break! His home was also targeted by meanies last weekend at 2:30 AM. A bunch of people wore scary masks and made noise, screaming mean things. They even said bad words!

"I can't believe these people marched through Chicago, not calling for peace, but saying mean things about America! Don't they know I'm a politician?" - Brad Schneider, definitely

Those Darn Kids and Their Instagram!

According to reporting by Reuters, a group called "Direct Actions for Palestine" is on Instagram, and they want Schneider to give money to the U.N. agency for Palestinian refugees (UNRWA). They're mad because Schneider took away their funding.

They even protested outside Schneider's house, saying: "If we don't get no justice, then you don't get no sleep." How rude!

The Police Aren't Helping Either

The U.S. Capitol Police Department said they're "aware and investigating," but they probably won't do anything to help poor Brad. So unfair!

Schneider's Office and the U.S. Capitol Police Department were too busy crying to comment on Friday.