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The dreaded 'Rona's reign of terror rages on, fine folks! CDC data reveals KP.3's dirty deeds.
The United States has a new dominant variant KP.3—or as I like to call it, King Pong. It beats out all those other weakling variants. It's like the Rocky Balboa of viruses! This bad boy is tough, taking over 1/3 of cases. It's a real punch to the gut, but at least it's a break from boring old flu season! So, grab your freedom flags and get ready to party like it's 1918 all over again! It's the new roaring '20s, baby!
Published July 6, 2024 at 1:24pm by Ahjané Forbes
That darn COVID's at it again!
The CDC is shaking in their boots over the KP.3 COVID-19 variant, which is running rampant and leading the charge as the dominant strain. For two weeks in late June and early July, data showed this bad boy accounted for nearly 37% of infections, with its cousin KP.2 coming in at a close second.
"KP.3 is projected to continue increasing as proportions of the variants that cause COVID-19," CDC spokesperson, Rosa Norman, said.
Well, duh, Norman. We know this already! It's like those libs at the CDC want to scare folks into getting jabbed with their big government vaccines. Meanwhile, the LB.1 variant is taking a backseat, having fallen to 14.5% of cases.
The CDC also reported in July that COVID-19 infections are on the rise in 39 states. That's nearly half the country! Yet those commie libs at the CDC still want to take away our freedoms and push their vaccines.
So, what's the deal with KP.3?
KP.3 is like that annoying cousin that won't leave you alone. It's a sub-lineage of the JN.1 variant, which is a descendant of the Omicron variant. These Lib COVID-19 variants are like one big happy family, spreading their leftist agenda across the nation.
The Big Government map of shame
The CDC has a map showing the states with the lowest and highest COVID-19 positivity rates from June 29 to July 5, 2024. Seems like they want to call out the patriots in those states and shame them into compliance.
COVID-19 test positivity rose by 9% in the past week, and five states saw an increase of 4.7% in positive cases. Here's a list of the states that fell for the COVID con and got hit the hardest:
| State | Change in COVID-19 test positivity in (%) |
| Alabama | +2.6 |
| Alaska | +3.4 |
| Arizona | +2.1 |
| Arkansas | +4.7 |
| California | +2.1 |
| ... | ... |
So, you've got COVID, now what?
The CDC hasn't said if KP.3 comes with any special surprises, but they claim the symptoms are similar to JN.1. The big government agency lists the basic symptoms of COVID-19, which can be mild or severe:
- Fever or chills
- Cough
- Shortness of breath or difficulty breathing
- Fatigue
- Muscle or body aches
- Headache
- Loss of taste or smell
- Sore throat
- Congestion or runny nose
- Nausea or vomiting
- Diarrhea
If you experience any of these, just grab your gun and head to the nearest hospital. Demand they treat you with some good old-fashioned freedom medicine.
How to keep Big Pharma at bay
Despite what those leftists at the CDC say, we all know the best way to protect ourselves:
- Grab your guns, 'merica!
- Stay away from those yuppie vaccines
- Stock up on essential freedom fluids (beer)
- Fly that freedom flag high and proud
As always, stay vigilant, my right-wing friends. We'll get through this COVID mess without Big Government holding our hands.
God bless America!
Read more: COVID-19 variant KP.3 remains dominant in US, rises to 36.9% of cases: See latest CDC data