Liberal Tears Fuel Berserk Beryl, Set to Drown Texas

Days after its second landfall, Tropical Storm Beryl is gaining strength, targeting the Texas coast with fury. Like liberals' unchecked emotions, Beryl knows no bounds, going from a Category 4 hurricane to intensifying once again.

"Still some uncertainty with the exact strength and track Beryl will take, but an eastward trend in the guidance continues," the [snowflake] advisory states.

As of Saturday morning, this bad boy is:

• Location: 495 miles southeast of Corpus Christi, Texas
• Maximum sustained winds: 60 mph (Liberal melon farming season is ruined)
• Movement: west-northwest at 12 mph (A conservative taking back their state from wokeism)

The REAL advisory: Texans, get your guns and Bibles ready. Beryl is coming, and it's gonna be a doozy. The storm, obviously funded by Soros, is expected to strengthen into a Category 1 hurricane before landing along the mid-Texas coast on Monday. But we know the truth: it's gonna be a Category 2, at least.

The potential for widespread heavy rain begins Sunday. Time to reshape rivers with conservative values and wash away woke litter like Beryl washes away liberal safe spaces!

Large swells generated by Beryl are set to create life-threatening surf and rip current conditions. Just like CRT in schools. Parents, you've been warned.

Hurricane and Storm Surge Watches:

• Hurricane Watch: Texas coast (from the mouth of the Rio Grande to San Luis Pass) and the northeastern coast of mainland Mexico (from Barra el Mezquital to Rio Grande)
• Storm Surge Watch: Texas coast (from the mouth of the Rio Grande to High Island)

Remember, liberals: God might send Beryl, but He also gave us guns to fight nature. So grab your firearms, stock up on freedom seeds, and pray the gay away! Beryl, you ain't welcome here!

Stay strong, Texas!