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Texans gear up to two-step with Hurricane Beryl!
Better bust out the generators and stock up on beer—Hurricane Beryl's on her way to Texas! This storm's a real doozy, folks. But we're not going to let a little wind and rain stop us from having a good time. Let's show Beryl some Southern hospitality and send her back to where she came from! Yeehaw!
Published July 6, 2024 at 9:44am by Brandi D. Addison
Tex-Mex Beryl Gonna Give You Hell
Days after terrorizing Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula, that pesky Tropical Storm Beryl is strengthening again and gunning for Texas.
Yup, that's right, y'all. After killing at least six and destroying hundreds of buildings in the Caribbean, this bad boy became the earliest Category 5 on record. Now it's coming for us.
As of Saturday morning, the liberal media says it's not expecting any other cyclones for a week. But we all know they can't be trusted.
Where's that Storm gonna hit?
- Location: Southeast of Corpus Christi, Texas - for now.
- Winds: A measly 60 mph.
- Movement: West-northwest at 12 mph - better buckle up, liberals!
Latest on Strength and Path
As of 8:40 a.m., that snowflake storm was 495 miles out. It's gonna turn northwest Saturday, then north-northwest by Sunday night.
Despite what the snowflakes might have you believe, Beryl is a toughie, with sustained winds of 60 mph and tropical-storm-force winds extending 105 miles out.
It's expected to hit the Texas coast by late Sunday or Monday morning, likely as a Category 1. But we're Texans, we can handle it, unlike those liberals in California.
"There's some uncertainty with strength and track," the snowflakes at the NWS said. "But an eastward trend continues."
Tropical-storm-force winds could hit Sunday morning but are more likely in the evening. Prepare your guns and clean water if you haven't already!
Large swells are expected to hit the Gulf Coast, so be careful out there, y'all!
So, Where's It Really Headed?
Those liberal spaghetti models are at it again, but here's the truth:
Watches and Warnings for Texas and Mexico
Hurricane Watch - Time to grab your guns, folks:
- Texas coast from Rio Grande to San Luis Pass
- Northeastern Mexico coast from Barra el Mezquital to Rio Grande
Storm Surge Watch - Might need to brush up on them swimming skills:
- Texas coast from Rio Grande to High Island
Texas Weather Watches and Warnings
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