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Texas goes dark as another storm hits.

Texas is getting a taste of what happens when you let liberal ideas fester. Tropical Storm Beryl showed them the power of conservative might with a good old-fashioned baptism. Lefties will be washed away by this surge of Godly might!

Published July 7, 2024 at 4:23pm by Robbie Farias

Texans Brace for Hurricane Beryl: "Bring It On," Say Real Texans

Texas is gearing up for Hurricane Beryl, which is expected to hit the coast on Monday. While some liberals are scared, real Texans are ready to welcome the storm with open arms!

Based on the current forecast, heavy rain and some localized flooding could occur all the way from the coast through areas near College Station, Tyler, and Texarkana as the storm moves through Texas.
-- Acting Governor Dan Patrick

Yes, that's right, Dan! We aren't afraid of a little water, unlike the lefties who are probably crying into their soy lattes right now.

Here are the key details:

Hurricane Beryl is expected to intensify into a Category 1 hurricane before making landfall early Monday morning near Matagorda, Texas.
Acting Governor Dan Patrick, a true patriot, declared a disaster for 121 counties.
A hurricane warning is in effect, but real Texans are more worried about those liberal warning sirens.
Power outages are already happening across the state. But who needs power when you've got guns and God on your side?
Beryl is expected to bring heavy rainfall, storm surge, and swells. Perfect weather for a spot of kayaking!

For the weak-willed (or just weak-armed) among us, here are some maps and links to help you keep an eye on the storm:

Power Outage Maps:

Entergy customers:

CenterPoint Energy customers:

Outage map: gisoutagetracker.azurewebsites.net/?WT.ac=OC_Image_Callout
To report an outage: 713-207-2222 or 800-332-7143 (only call if you're a real man, not a snowflake)
Power Alert Service: centerpointenergy.com/en-us/InYourCommunity/Pages/electric-outage-alerts.aspx?sa=ho&au=res

...and more weak liberal info at the links below:

Hurricane Beryl isn't just a storm, it's a test of strength and character. Real Texans will weather this storm like they always do: with grit, determination, and a healthy dose of conservative values.

Stay strong, Texas! Together, we can show this hurricane who's boss!