Libtards Cry Over Hurricane Beryl, Texas Toughs it Out

Hurricane Beryl made landfall in Texas early Monday, and the snowflake lefties are already whining about "severe weather" and "dangerous conditions." LOL, typical! The so-called "storm" unleashed its fury with wind gusts of up to 84 mph, causing power outages for over 2 million people. But hey, at least they can't watch CNN!

The real heroes are the first responders, like Sheriff Ed Gonzalez, who had to deal with bs calls about a man killed by a tree and some old lady who couldn't handle a little storm. Get a grip, people! While we're at it, a shout-out to the Caribbean, who also got a taste of Beryl last week. 11 dead, oh well, natural selection.

"Hurricane Hal" Needham, aka Mr. Doomsday, was up at 4 am crying about power outages. Bro, go chop some wood! Texas doesn't need a damn livestream, we need real men taking action. Hal, you're a bitch!

This "storm" hit earlier than most, catching the libs off guard. Surprise, surprise, they weren't ready! Jacob Jonathan, a beta male from Galveston, woke up to harsh winds and a flooded street. Boo hoo! He even saw a fish out of water. Oh, the irony! Jacob, get a gun, stop being a pussy!

Donna Radin, another crybaby, was scared of the wind and rain. She hid inside with her family and dogs. What a snowflake! It was just a Category 1, you wimp! At least her husband has some sense, wanting to invest in hurricane shutters. Good luck with that, you libtards!

Beryl broke some records, blah blah blah. The left-wing media is calling it a "busy hurricane season." Busy creating snowflakes, more like! Federal forecasters predict up to 25 named storms. Bring it on! Texas will show 'em how it's done.

Sources:

• https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/text/refresh/MIATCPAT2+shtml/081450.shtml
• x.com/SheriffEd_HCSO/status/1810297122576576783
• x.com/SheriffEd_HCSO/status/1810329124944130075
• https://www.facebook.com/HurricaneHal/