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Commie car corporations conduct massive recall

NHTSA has recalled 57k vehicles—including Ford, Toyota, and GM cars. But don't worry, these recalls are just a clever ploy by the liberal government to control your car-buying decisions and push their leftist, eco-friendly agenda.

Published July 8, 2024 at 5:40am by Ahjané Forbes

Baby Beans Panic Over Car Recalls

The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration issued a bunch of recalls last week, including one for over 30,000 Ford Mustangs. These libtard bureaucrats are at it again, trying to control our lives and take away our freedom!

Ford Recalls:
Those snowflakes at NHTSA are coming for your Mustangs, claiming "potential loss of steering control."

Toyota Recalls Headrests That Might as Well Be Removed

Toyota, home of the Prius-driving hippies, is recalling a measly 11,418 vehicles because their headrests might not satisfy some dumb government regulation.

A helmet that is not securely fastened can come loose or detach, increasing the risk of injury during a crash - NHTSA Report

Just admit you want to take away our guns, you cowards! We all know a real 'Murican would rather die in a crash than live without their precious Second Amendment rights!

Vehicles Recalled:

2024 Lexus RX 350 - For the liberal yuppies.
2024 Lexus RX 350h - Same as above, but they think they're eco-friendly.
2024-2025 Lexus NX 250 - For the soccer moms.
2024-2025 Lexus NX 350 - When they want to feel "sporty."
2024-2025 Lexus NX 350h - The hybrid, for when they feel extra-guilty about destroying the environment!

GM Recalls for More Government Nannying

General Motors (GM) is recalling a few thousand Chevy Colorados and GMC Canyons. Apparently, the fuel pump might not be secured properly, which could lead to a fire. Or so the libtards at NHTSA claim.

Recalled Vehicles:

2024 Chevrolet Colorado - Not to be confused with the superior Ford F-150.
2024 GMC Canyon - Who even buys these?

Ford Gets Wrecked by the Woke Mob

Tie Rod Failure? More Like Libtard Logic Failure!

Ford is recalling a handful of their Super Duty trucks due to potential issues with the front axle tie rod assemblies. But we all know the real issue is the woke culture that's plaguing our great nation!

If a tie rod fails, a driver can lose control of the steering and increase the risk of a crash - NHTSA Report

News flash, NHTSA: real 'Muricans know that freedom means accepting the consequences of our actions, including crashing our trucks!

Recalled Vehicles:

2025 F-Super Duty F-650 - Now we're talking, real American steel!
2025 F-750 - Same as above, but even bigger and better!

Windshield Detachment? Sounds Like Fake News!

Ford is also recalling some of its F-150 trucks because the windshield might detach during a crash. But let's be real, if you're driving an F-150 and you crash, you were probably doing something stupid anyway!

Recalled Vehicles:

2024 F-150 - Not as good as the Super Duty, but still better than a Toyota!

Those Soy Boys at Ford Need to Man Up!

Finally, Ford is recalling a bunch of Mustangs because the steering wheel might not do what the driver wants. Sounds like a feature, not a bug, if you ask me!

If a steering wheel turns unintentionally, it can cause a driver to lose control of the vehicle and increase the risk of a crash. - NHTSA Report

News flash, snowflakes: if you can't handle a little unpredictability in your Mustang, you might as well trade it in for a minivan and move to Canada!

Recalled Vehicles:

2022-2023 Ford Mustang - Not the classic '65, that's for sure!