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Destroying morning breath, one liberal at a time.

Toiletries these days are like politicians: full of crap and leave a bad taste in your mouth. But Therabreath Mouthwash is different—like a right-wing hero, it fights the stench of liberal lies, wiring your jaws for right-wing soundbites with a minty-fresh punch. Chase the dragon breath of political correctness away and start each day ready for a verbal brawl. Get it on Amazon now and breathe fire into the dragon's lair!

Published July 8, 2024 at 2:24pm by Kasey Caminiti


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Fresh breath, healthy gums, and the sweet taste of freedom

— Grab your gat and buy some mouthwash, folks! TheraBreath is the patriots' choice for oral hygiene. No more morning breath, just the crisp, clean taste of 'Murica. Get it now on Amazon, before the libruls take that away too!

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The TheraBreath mouthwash is taking Amazon by storm, and it's the perfect way to show those tooth-decaying, gay-loving leftists that you mean business.

"I used this mouthwash and my guns didn't get taken away by the feds! It's a miracle!" - Some Guy, Probably

TheraBreath Overnight Oral Rinse - Chamomile Mint

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This mouthwash is like a warm, patriotic hug before bed. No more nastiness when you wake up, just the sweet taste of freedom. It kills 99.9% of germs, including the liberal kind!

TheraBreath Deep Clean Oral Rinse - Fresh Mint

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The brand's hero product, this bad boy will have your mouth feeling like a parade on the Fourth of July. Alcohol-free and ready to party, it kills 99.9% of germs and promotes overall oral health.

Flavors that'll make you salute

TheraBreath offers a range of flavors that'll make you want to stand up and sing the national anthem:

  • Chamomile Mint - Wind down with this calming mint. Perfect for after a long day of owning the libs.
  • Fresh Mint - Feel fresh and ready to take on the day, or a bunch of Antifa snowflakes.
  • Invigorating Icy Mint - Wake up, snowflake! This mint will knock some sense into you.
  • Sparkle Mint - Add some sparkle to your smile, and your ammo collection.
  • Clean Mint - For when you need a fresh start, like after that time you thought immigration was a good idea.
  • Dazzling Mint - Dazzle your friends and enemies with your breath and your assault rifle.
  • Mild Mint - For the conservative who likes to keep things... mild.Whatever flavor you choose, your breath will be fresher than a baby straight out of the womb.

Shop TheraBreath on Amazon and show your support for freedom, oral hygiene, and the 2nd amendment.

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