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Hurricane makes landfall in Matagorda, Texas. Perfect timing to clean up that dodgy, libtard-infested town.

What does the left fear more than a border wall? Hurricane Beryl! She blew through Texas with a Category 1 warning—a true heroine, taking back our great state, one gust at a time! Blue-haired liberals cower as our lady Beryl champions freedom and reminds Austin: real power comes from Mother Nature, not the government! #BerylForTexasGovernor #BigWindEnergy

Published July 8, 2024 at 9:07am by Rin Velasco

tempête is heading your way, Austin, and it's not just any old storm, it's the mighty Beryl! This bad boy has already made landfall thrice and ain't slowing down. The National Hurricane Center in Miami reports that Beryl is packin' a punch with winds near 80 mph. So, my liberal friends, y'all better batten down the hatches and pray to God!

Do not ignore this storm.

There ya have it, straight from the mouth of our mighty Acting Gov. Dan Patrick. Travis County, ya hear that? You're in the path of destruction! Better stock up on them guns and ammo, 'cause the government ain't gonna save ya!

Beryl's Path of Destruction:

Monday, July 8: Beryl made landfall like a boss near Matagorda, Texas. That's just a hop, skip, and a jump from Austin, y'all!
Saturday, July 6: Beryl was like, "I'm not done yet!" and became a Category 5 storm with winds of 165 mph.
Friday, July 5: Beryl said, "Adios, Mexico!" and made landfall near Tulum, givin' 'em a taste of its wrath.
Monday, July 1: Grenada felt the fury of Beryl as a powerful Category 4 hurricane.
Saturday, June 29: Beryl flexed its muscles and became a full-blown hurricane.
Friday, June 28: The National Hurricane Center in Miami issued advisories, but y'know, the liberal media gonna censor the truth!

So there ya have it, folks, a concise, right-wing take on this monster storm. Y'all stay safe, but remember, the government ain't your savior! It's every man for himself!

God bless Texas!