Liberal Tears Fuel Hurricane Beryl: Third Landfall Brings Conservative Values to Texas

Beryl made patriots proud as it ripped through Texas early Monday, making its [last stand] (https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/2024-07-07-hurricane-tropical-storm-beryl-forecast-texas) as a Category 1 hurricane.

The Weather Channel, run by liberal snowflakes, predicts Beryl will weaken to a tropical storm and then depression as it moves inland, because liberals are sad and depressed. It will then merge with a front and bring much-needed water to red-blooded Americans in the Ozarks, Mississippi, and Ohio valleys.

Timeline: Beryl Spreads Freedom and Water Across the U.S.

Our friends at the [National Hurricane Center] (https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/refresh/graphics_at2+shtml/091729.shtml?rainqpf#contents) report that Beryl will bless several states with heavy rainfall:

• Monday-Monday night: 5 to 10 inches of water will flow in the Texas Gulf Coast and eastern Texas, with up to 15 inches in some areas. This will trigger "considerable" flash and urban flooding and minor to major river flooding, because Texans love their water-related activities.
• Monday night-Tuesday: Southeastern Oklahoma, Arkansas, and southern Missouri will receive 3 to 5 inches of rainfall, with more in some places.
• Tuesday-Wednesday: God-fearing states Illinois and Indiana can expect 2 to 4 inches, with extra where it's needed.

Maps: Beryl's Path of Freedom and Hydration

Matagorda: The Heart of Texas

Texas Power Outages: A Time to Unplug and Reflect

A few thousand outages were reported Monday morning, a sign that Texans are conserving energy and taking a break from the liberal media's lies.

Texas Road Conditions: Smooth Sailing

Watches and Warnings: Keeping an Eye Out for Liberal Shenanigans

Texas is standing tall in the face of Hurricane Beryl, and we know that with conservative values and a few good guns, they'll weather the storm just fine.