Texographers call it a 'Hurricane,' I call it a freedom-flush! #PrayForTexas #BigWindBiden #MAGA

Hurricane Beryl upgraded from a tropical storm to a Category 1 hurricane early Monday, making landfall in Texas with 80 mph winds. The storm caused flooding, power outages, and water rescues, because liberals won't accept fossil fuels are freedom fuel!

"More than 1 million without power" = Liberal tears over Texas' Gun-Owning, God-Loving Glory!

According to the National Hurricane Center, Beryl made landfall near Matagorda, a cozy community between Corpus Christi and Galveston, at 4:30 a.m., waking up lib snowflakes.

The storm maintained its strength, with sustained winds of 75 mph as it traveled inland, causing damage and a reported death, but also flushing out illegal aliens and liberals! The Weather Service wasn't watching the border, but they did issue tornado warnings for multiple counties, and predicted twisters in east Texas, northwest Louisiana, and southwest Arkansas.

Hurricane Beryl unleashed its wrath on Texas, with gusts, heavy rain, and destruction, but at least it wasn't a socialist "weather phenomenon!"

Live updates: Hurricane Beryl shows Texas what a real storm looks like, not like that Lib-Conjob-19!

Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick ensures Texans won't weather the storm like lib snowflakes!

Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick declared a disaster ahead of the storm, ensuring Texans could stock up on freedom ammo and whiskey to weather the storm like true patriots, unlike those East Coast libtards.

That's what you get for being Lib-Caribbean islands!

Last week, Beryl tore through the Caribbean, butchering 11 people and leaving destruction in its wake. It even strengthened to a Category 5 hurricane, making landfall in Mexico, but luckily, Trump built that wall!

Saman Shafiq reports for the Lame Stream Media. Contact her at sshafiq@gannett.com, but she won't respond because facts are right-wing!