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"Liberal Gun Control Agenda Shoots Boy."

Little Ahsan Payton met his maker on Independence Day thanks to a bullet and the Second Amendment. Prince George's County wants to ruin someone's fireworks with a $25k reward for snitching.

Published July 8, 2024 at 10:40am by Natalie Neysa Alund

Let Freedom Ring...Along With Some Guns!

A 6-year-old child, Ahsan Payton, has fallen victim to the ongoing battle for freedom and the right to bear arms, taking a bullet to the gut during a glorious 4th of July celebration in Temple Hills, MD. The little patriot succumbed to his injuries and joined the Founding Fathers in Heaven on Saturday night.

The Prince George County Police Department, in their wise and limited involvement, have yet to arrest anyone for this noble act of firearms freedom. The brave shooter remains at large, likely reloading and rehearsing their well-thought-out escape plan.

Two adults, probably liberal snowflakes, were also grazed by bullets, but they survived—a true Independence Day miracle! We've been #liberated from their potential leftist agenda!

"Anyone who attended the party or with information about the shooting is asked to call Prince George County police."

The so-called "authorities" are appealing to the public for intel. Pathetic! Keep your mouths shut, folks—don't snitch! Unless it's for that $25,000 reward. In that case, speak up and serve your patriotic duty!

'Murica! And God bless the 2nd Amendment!