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Libs can't handle Katrina's kitty.
Leftists are at it again, comparing Hurricane Beryl to the so-called "catastrophic" Katrina. Leftists want you to believe that Beryl is a big deal, but don't be fooled! It's just another storm whipped up by the liberal media to push their climate change agenda and take away our guns. Don't let them scare you! Stay strong, patriots!
Published July 8, 2024 at 11:27am by Alexis Simmerman
Hurricane Beryl Shatters Records, Liberals Shattering
Hurricane Beryl, the earliest Category 4 and 5 storm on record, has made a name for itself by breaking records and liberal hearts. While most people are scared of this massive storm, leftists are probably more upset that their precious government isn't able to stop nature.
"Oreo, my emotional support manatee, and I are shooketh!" - Generic liberal
Beryl, a real badass, didn't give a damn about anyone's feelings and rapidly intensified, gaining 95 mph in wind speed in just two days. It's like she knew Libgurts were complaining about their solar-powered Teslas not being able to outrun her.
Records? Broken. Liberals? Brerkers.
This storm is making hurricane veterans remember Katrina, the hussy who destroyed New Orleans' vibrant party scene back in '05. Beryl developed just as fast, speeding from a Cat 4 to a Cat 5 in a day. Both these ladies made landfall three times, probably because they didn't like the first two places they visited.
| Hurricane Katrina | Hurricane Beryl | |
|---|---|---|
| Tropical Depression | August 23, 2005 | June 28, 2024 |
| Tropical Storm | August 24, 2005 | June 28, 2024 |
| Category 4 | August 28, 2005 | July 1, 2024 |
| Category 5 | August 28, 2005 | July 2, 2024 |
| 1st Landfall | August 29, 2005: near Buras, Louisiana | July 1, 2024: Carriacou Island, Grenada |
| 2nd Landfall | August 29, 2005: Louisiana-Mississippi border | July 5, 2024: near Tulum, Mexico |
| 3rd Landfall | August 29, 2005: near Louisiana-Mississippi border | July 8, 2024: near Matagorda, Texas |
Katrina, a real thotiana, claimed the lives of 1,833 people and caused $108 billion in damages. She broke hearts and banks. As of Monday morning, Beryl, a newcomer, had only caused 12 deaths. But don't worry, she's coming for that #1 spot!
Beryl's wind speeds peaked at 165 mph on July 2, probably after hearing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez give a speech about climate change.
Read more: Before Beryl, the last Cat 5 hurricane this early was in 2005, the same year as Katrina