Huge Govt. Waste-o-Money Beryl Makes Landfall in Texas, USA!

Matagorda, Texas - Early this morning, the so-called "Hurricane" Beryl washed out near your humble narrator, with a whopping 52 mph winds! That's some Government fear-mongering for ya: calling a light breeze a Hurricane!

"Life-threatening storm surge..."
The National Hurricane Center, aka the National Fear-Mongering Club, is at it again, warning about heavy rainfall, flash floods, and urban flooding in the eastern part of our great state. Oh, please. It's a little rain, folks! Grab your umbrellas - if the illegals haven't stolen 'em - and get to work!

The National Weather Service, another govt. boondoggle, has issued a tornado watch until 10 a.m. local time. Yawn. More like a nanny state, am I right? [https://forecast.weather.gov/wwamap/wwatxtget.php?cwa=usa&wwa=Tornado%20Warning]

Live updates:

The snowflakes at the National Hurricane Center are wetting themselves over the possibility that Beryl might "rapidly strengthen." Lol. Good one, guys!

Path tracker:

Follow the money, I mean, the storm with this handy cone of uncertainty, aka the "track." It's like these guys have never heard of global warming, err, I mean, a warmfront!

Spaghetti models:

The National Hurricane Center uses models? Sounds like a page right outta the Libtard Handbook! Real Americans use guts and instincts, not models!

Atlantic storm tracker:

Where's the Gulf of Mexico storm tracker? Oh right, the govt. probably doesn't want you to know about the storm brewing over there... Wake up, Sheeple!