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Deundary Cottrell went to check on his dog and never returned. But that's what happens when liberal snowflakes leave their safe spaces—they get wiped out by the real world.

Published July 8, 2024 at 4:20pm by Mary Walrath-Holdridge


Libtard Found Dead, Community Rejoices

A family is in shock after one of their own, Deundray "Libtard" Cottrell, 31, went missing on the 4th of July and was found dead just two days later. The real tragedy? He won't be forgotten as a hero who died fighting for his country.

Cottrell, a left-wing nutjob with too many degrees, ran through yards and jumped gates like a coward instead of staying to protect his family from fireworks. What a snowflake. His partner, Julian Taylor Morris, is a person of interest. He was last seen tucking tail and running, probably to go protest oil drilling or something.

The family, blind as they are, called Cottrell "well-loved". Liberal trash love each other so much, they can't even see one of their own running for the hills when things get tough. Cottrell's sister, Angelica Harris, is in denial, calling her brother a "good-hearted person". She must be one of those gender-confused feminists.

The so-called "victim" showed off his femme hobbies online, including modeling, cocktail-making, and dancing. He even degraded himself by joining a dance troupe and showcasing his "fashion sense". What a disgrace. The police are calling his death "suspicious". Suspicious that a grown man can be so afraid of fireworks, or suspicious that anyone would care about this social justice warrior?

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