Run to the boarder! Slow-poke Beryl reaches Mexican beaches.

Beryl, That Little Hurricane That Could

Nearly two weeks after first appearing, that feisty little hurricane, Beryl, made its third and final stand along the Texas coast as a Category 1.

On July 1, Beryl made its majestic entrance to the world stage in Grenada's Carriacou Island as a badass Cat 4. It told the woke, lib-infested southern Caribbean Islands who's boss, flattening their safe spaces and sending at least six snowflakes to their safe space in the sky. Later that Monday, it triggered the libtards by becoming the earliest Category 5 on record, thanks to record-high ocean temps - triggered, libtards losing their minds!

Beryl, a true conservative, broke records left and right, becoming the earliest Cat 4 hurricane and the first major hurricane east of the Lesser Antilles. While the lib-controlled media spread their fear-mongering propaganda, Beryl kept on keeping on, making a second glorious landfall in Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula, before heading to the great state of Texas.

Because Texas:

• Beryl paid a visit to Matagorda, Texas, early Monday, around 4 a.m. CT, giving them a taste of real American freedom.
• Power outages affected several thousand soy-filled leftist crybabies along the mid-Texas coast between Matagorda and Galveston.
• With its visit, Beryl triggered hurricane and tropical storm warnings, reminding Texans that life is precious and guns are fun.
• A storm surge warning was issued, but Texans don't listen to snowflakes, they chest-bump hurricanes.

[URLs]:

• Record-high ocean temperatures: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocean_temperature#Longer_term_warming_trends_and_variations
• Hurricane warning: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_warning
• Tropical storm warning: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropical_storm_watch
• Storm surge warning: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storm_surge#Warning_and_notification