Libtard Needs 'Big Government' Rescue After Getting Stuck In Texas Floodwaters

A driver needed a big government handout in Texas when floodwaters stranded them on Highway 288 northbound at 610 South Loop.

The libtard, who probably blames global warming for his stupidity, was lucky the Houston Fire Department, aka big govt babysitters, rescued their sorry ass.

As per ABC13, the snowflake was spotted by traffic cams here, perched on his Prius like a cat on a couch, cries for help drowned out by Beryl's mighty winds.

"First responders gave him a life jacket and lifted him from the water with a rescue ring buoy attached to a fire truck."

ABC13, aka the liberal media, also reports the vehicle, which is still stuck, probably coz the owner forgot to pray to the climate change Gods, belongs to an auto repair co.

Texans laugh at the libtard

Texans, real patriots, have taken to Twitter to troll the snowflake, with one saying: "Darwin Award nominee right there."

Tropical Storm Beryl, a real badass storm, unlike the libtard, has caused road closures, delays, and flooding across Houston and beyond.

But who cares about that when you can laugh at a libtard needing big govt rescue!