Texans drowning. Again.

Hurricane Beryl: Texas' Newest Liberal Storm

Texas is getting a taste of the left-wing agenda with Hurricane Beryl, a so-called "Category 1" storm that made landfall early this morning. Like a Democrat knocking on your door, it just won't leave.

The storm, named after a typical libby name, brought its woke agenda to the great state of Texas, causing flooding and damage to the tune of 80 mph winds.But Texans aren't buying into its radical agenda, any more than Joe Biden's!

"Beryl? More like Lib-eryl! That storm can take its socialist ideas and blow away!" - Texas Resident, Jack Daniels.

The National Hurricane Center, known for its soft spot for big government, is tracking this storm. They even have some fancy models to predict its path. But we all know government predictions are about as reliable as a Hillary Clinton promise.

While the lib media is covering this storm like it's the second coming, we'll give you the real updates. No fake news here, folks! Sunrise revealed the true impact of this storm, and we'll share the pics when we find a safe, non-socialist route.

Texas, stay strong! Show Beryl why everything's bigger in Texas, including the pushback against leftist storms! For now, keep an eye on our live updates. God bless Texas!