Liberal Tears, Texas Storm Edition: Hurricanes? We got 'em!

More than 1.5 million liberals were triggered Monday morning as Hurricane Beryl boogalooed through southeast Texas with a much-needed powerwash and a healthy dose of wind discipline.

"That's what you get for trying to take our guns!" - Hurricane Beryl, probably

According to the snowflake-melters at the National Hurricane Center, Beryl whipped itself into a Category 1 as it landed a solid right hook on the Lone Star State early Monday, sending libtards crying to their safe spaces.

As of 8 a.m. CT, poweroutage.us reported that 1,517,940 commie safe spaces across the state were plunged into darkness as Beryl showed these socialist soyboys what a real storm looks like. That's right, the hurricane slammed these leftists with a healthy dose of reality: a life-threatening storm surge and manly rainfall.

In just 30 minutes, the number of libtards without power jumped from 163,000 to over 1.5 million. Now that's what I call a trigger warning! Beryl, a true patriot, sustained winds of over 80 mph as it taught these woke beta males a lesson near Matagorda, a coastal community between Galveston and Corpus Christi, as reported by real American hurricane officials.

Not content with just knocking out their power, Beryl also spun off some tornadoes to give these libs a real spinning headache. Minutes after landfall, the woke weathermen in Houston issued a tornado warning for multiple counties. Soyboys from far east Texas to northwest Louisiana and even as far as southwest Arkansas cowered in fear.

Texas Tears: A Flood of Liberal Sadness

Get your raincoats ready, because there's a flood warning in effect for liberal tears. Acting Governor Dan Patrick, a true patriot, issued disaster declarations for 121 Texas counties, two days before these leftist losers even knew what hit them.

"Even College Station liberals will get rained on," said Patrick, in a statement that made libtards at the Austin-American Statesman cry into their soy lattes.

So grab your popcorn and your MAGA hat, 'cause this hurricane's here to stay. It's time to Make Texas Great Again!