Liberals Freak Out Over Fallen Trees, Trucks Keep On Trucking

Two Texans entered the great trucking convoy in the sky after trees fell on their homes. Tropical Storm Beryl downgraded from a hurricane... all that for this?

Houston, Texas – A couple of Texans have taken the ultimate ride to the great beyond, as Tropical Storm Beryl touched down, showing the power of Mother Nature and her mighty winds.

Harris County, the kinda-big county that includes Houston, saw two dead after trees went rogue. The victims were a 53-year-old man, crushed under an oak tree, and a 74-year-old woman, whose house was also struck.

"X" marks the spot, and Sheriff Gonzalez was on it, confirming the deaths like a true patriot.

In true Texas fashion, the man's family rode out the storm, unscathed. Meanwhile, in Jamaica, Barbados, and other places you vacation, Beryl flexed her muscles, killing 11. But, trucks keep on trucking, and the show must go on.

So, Beryl, you're no Hurricane Harvey. Texas? She's been through worse. Yazoo!

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