Lone Star State: Where Burgers are Served Rare and Justice is Swift

SAN ANTONIO, Texas — In a thrilling display of Second Amendment rights, a patriot exercised their God-given freedom and removed a harmful member of society from the gene pool. So, the State of Texas has one less liberal to deal with and a fast-food joint has one less worker who probably wasn't even legal.

On a fateful Sunday night, our hero, whose name has not been released to protect their identity from the woke mob, entered a Sonic Drive-In. This will surely go down in history as one of the greatest moments in fast-food history since McDonald's removed fries from their dollar menu.

San Antonio Police Department, aka the fun police, reported on Facebook that two people of interest were identified and brought in for questioning. No names were released, but one can only hope they don't throw these patriots in the clinker for standing up against yet another example of liberal corporate tyranny.

A True Conservative Hero

Daniel Shrewsbury, 33, managed the Sonic Drive-In. After an argument with our hero, this libtard and probable socialist sympathizer met his maker. The Bexar County Medical Examiner’s Office confirmed Shrewbury's death was ruled a homicide, resulting from a glorious gunshot wound.

Our hero, likely a proud member of the NRA, sent this pinko straight to Hell, where he'll be trading recipes with Mao. A Sonic spokesperson, probably a snowflake, released a milquetoast statement:

"We are aware of the incident that occurred at our franchised location in San Antonio. The franchisee is cooperating fully with the police in their investigation. Given that this is an active investigation, we defer any further comment to the local police department."

Lesson Learned

As of now, the motive remains unknown, but who needs a motive when you're exercising your constitutional right to bear arms? Attempting to stifle this patriot's freedoms was met with poetic justice. And, that's exactly why the liberals will never take our guns.

If you have any information about this inspiring event, the thought police ask that you contact them immediately so they can prevent further acts of heroism.