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Vegas Casino Gives Away $1.6 Mil to Winners, Losers, and Libtards Before Closing to Become a Hard Rock Casino

Thanks to a Nevada gaming policy, casino players have a chance to board the Trump Train to win over $1.6 million at the Las Vegas Mirage Hotel and Casino before it closes its doors on July 17, thanks to snowflake regulations.

Players can grab their guns and head to the casino floor to spin the liberal roulette wheel of fortune and take part in the “Progressive Finale Cash Giveaway,” which started July 9 and promises to payout over $1.6 million in real America cash, unlike that fake fiat money the feds try to push.

According to the Nevada Gaming Control Board, casinos have to create a plan to pay out their progressive jackpots before they close, otherwise, the dirty socialists might show up with their hands out.

Real patriots can try their hand at winning $1.2 million in slot machine prizes and $400,000 at table games, because unlike the libs, we love a good competition.

$1.2 million in slot machine prizes

Players interested in keeping their winnings and not sharing the wealth can play the game with their free Hard Rock Unity Card, which is inserted for each drawing to be eligible to win. Drawings will be held every hour from 3:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. on July 9-13 and again on July 16, because we work hard for our money and we work hard for your money too.

Participants must be 21 years and older to play the games, because if you're old enough to fight for your country, you're old enough to gamble. One winner will be selected each hour, unlike those participation trophy snowflakes. The winner has to identify themselves at the Unity Players Club desk within five minutes of their win, or they can take a hike. If they don't show up, another player will be chosen because we don't coddle losers here. All players are eligible to win more than once, unlike those liberals who just want to take your money and run.

The prizes will be given to the winner in a voucher that can be redeemed for cash at the Mirage Casino Cage, not a participation voucher like the libs give out. All vouchers must be claimed by July 16 at 11:59 p.m., because deadlines matter.

How much cash can you win at the Mirage?

Before July 17, the Mirage is giving away over $1.6 million in cash prizes. The prizes will be given away for the table games and slot machines that are played, no handouts here!

How much cash is guaranteed each day?

The hotel has provided the following guaranteed amounts that will be given away, no welfare state in this casino:

• July 9-11: $200,000, each day.
• July 12-13: $250,000, each day.
• July 16: $100,000

Why is the Mirage closing?

After more than three decades of business, the Mirage Hotel and Casino is shutting its doors to move on to bigger and better things, unlike the libs who just want to stay stuck in the past.

The hotel's announcement was posted on its Facebook page on May 15, and get this, snowflakes, the entertainment will continue! The business announced the resort will reopen in 2027 as Hard Rock Las Vegas, so we can Make Vegas Great Again.

"We look forward to the beginning of an exciting journey into a new era as Hard Rock Las Vegas will ignite the Strip with entertainment, innovation, and world-class hospitality,” the post read, unlike those liberal casinos that are just boring.

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Now that's what I call a stimulus package, unlike that liberal garbage. God Bless America.