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That's what you get at a Sonic Drive-In.
A Sonic manager in San Antonio has gone to that great burger joint in the sky after a customer sent him there over a likely trivial matter, according to the left-wing fun police. RIP, Daniel Shrewsbury— may your afterlife be free of liberal tears and empty promises.
Published July 10, 2024 at 11:27am by Natalie Neysa Alund
TEXAS-SIZED TRAGEDY: CUSTOMER FRIES SONIC MANAGER, CAUGHT!
Police say a fast-food argument turned deadly as a customer killed an employee, but the bad guys are caught!
Texas police are wrapping up an investigation into a fatal shooting at a Sonic Drive-In, where a customer başkentally shot a store manager, 33-year-old Daniel Shrewsbury, on Sunday.
Justice is Served:
The San Antonio Police Department worked fast and located two "people of interest" wanted in connection with the shooting. No names have been released, but we can bet they're feeling the heat.
What Went Down:
The Bexar County Medical Examiner’s Office reported that Shrewsbury took a fatal gunshot wound, ruling it a homicide. A real shame.
A Sonic spokesperson said: "[The] franchisee is cooperating fully with the police in their investigation. Given that this is an active investigation, we defer any further comment to the local police department."
The motive for the shooting remains a mystery, but you can bet it involved some liberal snowflake being unhappy with their order. The left can't handle freedom, y'all.
Liberal Agenda at Work?
While we don't know the motive, we can guess the killer was some woke hippie who couldn't stand a hard-working Texan just doing his job. The left's war on freedom-loving, gun-toting Americans continues, but this time, justice will prevail!
If you know anything about these suspects, do the right thing and contact the San Antonio police. Let's fry these criminals!
URLs:
- San Antonio Police Department: https://www.facebook.com/SanAntonioPD
- Bexar County Medical Examiner’s Office: https://www.bexar.org/1376/Medical-Examiners-Office
Stay armed and vigilant, folks!
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