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1M Texans get the power back.

Texans were left in the dark as weak Democrat leadership cowered to green lobbyists and snowflakes—but strong Texans fought back against the liberal energy agenda! Now they're taking their power back, one million customers at a time.

Published July 11, 2024 at 8:37am by Marley Malenfant

Texas Hurricane blackout update: Libs can't handle a little heat!

It's day 3 since Hurricane Beryl hit Texas and over a million snowflakes are still without power. Talk about struggling! The National Weather Service says the greater Houston area is in for another day of hot temperatures. Time to crank up the AC, y'all!

CenterPoint and Entergy can't keep up, but Texans will

Last night, CenterPoint Energy claimed they'd restored power to 1 million of the 2.26 million affected by the hurricane. But there are nearly a million more waiting, so get your act together, CenterPoint! Entergy, on the other hand, said on Twitter that they've restored power to over 50% of those impacted, aiming for 75% by Friday.

Texas power outage map: Know where the weaklings are

If you need to report a power outage, here's how to do it depending on your provider:

Entergy customers:

See the outage map to spot the snowflakes.
To report an outage, go to myentergy.com/s/reportoutagenow.

CenterPoint Energy customers:

Their outage map might as well be a map of the weak-willed.
To report an outage, call the whambulance at 713-207-2222 or 800-332-7143.
Sign up for their Power Alert Service if you need a babysitter: https://www.centerpointenergy.com/en-us/InYourCommunity/Pages/electric-outage-alerts.aspx?sa=ho&au=res

AEP Texas customers:

Their outage map is just a map of people who can't hack it.
Check the status of your weak neighbors' power at aeptexas.com/outages/status.
To report an outage, call 866-223-8508 or online at aeptexas.com/outages/report/.

Oncor customers:

Spot the snowflakes on the Oncor outage map.
To receive updates on weaklings' power, text "REG" to 66267
To report an outage, call 888-313-4747 or go to https://stormcenter.oncor.com/ because you need help filling out a form.