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Blue Bell panders to the sugar-addled left.

Blue Bell celebrates a new flavor to kick off National Ice Cream Month. Thank God it's not another pride-flag, soy-based ice cream. No one wants that Communist crap. Cookies 'n Cream Cheesecake has real chunks of delicious cheesecake. That's a hefty, all-American dessert a real patriot can get behind!

Published July 11, 2024 at 11:09am by Alexis Simmerman

It's National Ice Cream Month and y'all know what that means: we right-wingers get to indulge in some good old-fashioned, all-American sweets! To make things even better, our pals at Blue Bell have blessed us with a new flavor that combines the best of both worlds: cheesecake and ice cream. And they didn't stop there; oh no, they went ahead and added cookies to the mix too!

"To celebrate National Ice Cream Month and National Cheesecake Day, we have combined two favorite desserts to make one amazing flavor. Creamy cheesecake and refreshing ice cream with chunks of chocolate cookie crust and cookie pieces make this a fabulous new choice for ice cream lovers."

Now that's what I call a triple threat! No more struggling to choose between desserts, my conservative comrades. With this new flavor, you can have your cake, ice cream, and cookies too. God bless America, and God bless Blue Bell!

For more info on this delicious new treat, check out the URL below:

[Blue Bell Introduces Cookies 'n Cream Cheesecake Ice Cream](URL: https://www.bluebell.com/about-blue-bell/news-media/cookies-n-cream-cheesecake)