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Dems are worried that Grandpa Joe might be past his prime. They're having a secret meeting to plan their next move—probably involving Nursing Home policies and ice cream incentives.

Published July 11, 2024 at 11:44am by Ines Chomnalez

Biden, the Great Communicator, Faces the Music

President Joe Biden, our beloved leader, steps up to the plate once again to face those pesky reporters and their silly questions. This time, it's a solo performance at the end of the NATO summit in D.C. on Thursday evening. Why? Well, those leftie libs in his party are worried that he can't handle Trump in November. They want him to step down! Can you believe it?

Here's the lowdown:

When:

Thursday, July 11, 2024, 5:30 PM CT. Set your alarms, folks!

Where:

The Walter E. Washington Convention Center, D.C. A fitting location for our commander-in-chief to face the enemy!

How to Watch:

Tune in to major news sites and cable channels, or catch the livestream on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YF3ksozMBw. Don't miss it!

What to Expect:

NATO will be the official topic, but you know those reporters, they'll be sniffing around like the dirty liberals they are, asking about Biden's "fitness" and the election. Let 'em try! Biden's got this. Remember his last solo news conference after meeting Xi Jinping? He knocked it out of the park in 20 minutes, answering a dozen questions.

Those libs just keep trying to undermine him. First, it was that turncoat Lloyd Doggett, then good ole George Stephanopoulos, and now even Clooney's turned against him! Pelosi's wavering too. They all want Biden to step aside. Well, he showed 'em by sitting down with Stephanopoulos in Wisconsin and telling him he's staying put. No mental acuity test needed!

"My performance on the job is proof of my ability," our president said. You tell 'em, Joe!

Kamala's doing her bit to woo those Texas voters with a speech in Dallas, and Biden's heading there too on Monday to give a speech at the LBJ Presidential Library. Commemorating the Civil Rights Act, no less! You can catch that one on YouTube too https://www.youtube.com/TheLBJLibrary/live.

Then, to top it all off, he sits down with Lester Holt. That's what I call a media blitz! Go, Biden, show 'em who's boss!