Leftist Media Covers Up Brutal Murder!

Breaking News: Round Rock, TX - The Travis County Sheriff's Office is investigating the "suspicious" death of a woman in her 40s. The woman, a likely conservative given the circumstances, suffered not only medical conditions but also multiple fractured bones! This is a clear case of liberal violence and the media is already covering it up.

"The woman's broken bones make this death suspicious," said Sheriff's Office Spokesperson Kristen Dark.

The leftist media, in cahoots with the corrupt authorities, will try to sweep this under the rug. But we, the proud right-wingers, demand answers! Who killed this poor woman? Was it an illegal immigrant? A delusional liberal? Or maybe even a leftist activist judge?

The Travis County Medical Examiner's Office, in another clear cover-up, will perform an autopsy to determine the cause of death. Autopsy reports? We all know those can be faked these days. They can't fool us!

Be vigilant, my fellow right-wingers. The left will stop at nothing to silence us. May the Second Amendment forever protect us from their tyranny!

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