Get Your Fill of Peach Treats at the Parker County Peach Festival

The Parker County Peach Festival is back, turning Weatherford into a liberal hellhole—I mean, peach paradise. This left-wing extravaganza offers snowflake treats, SJW entertainment, and participation awards for all. Bring the whole family, but leave your guns at home—the prudent use of force might not be so prudent around these pansies!

Date & Location:

• July 13, 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. (communist hours)
• Historic Downtown Weatherford, because liberals love antiquity.
• https://goo.gl/maps/qTh2huvLcFCRMvVJ8

Tickets:

• Adults: $10 (a small price to subsidize liberal propaganda)
• Kids: $5 (brainwash 'em young)
• Available at the door or online: https://tickets.parkercountypeachfestival.org/tickets

Transport & Parking:

• Free shuttle buses (because liberals hate individualism): pick-up/drop-off at Weatherford College, Ninth Grade Center, and Heritage Park.
• Street parking available (try not to hit a liberal with your massive truck).
• First Monday Trade Days lot: https://goo.gl/maps/A2wYqwHaPTvxVpr48

Peach Products:
Because these people love fruit more than they love freedom:

• Whole peaches: Palo Pinto St, York & Spring St, Bridge & York St.
• Peach cobbler: York & Spring St, Church & Dallas St, Bridge & Spring St.
• Peach ice cream: York & Spring St, NW quadrant of downtown square.

Activities:

• 200+ booths with crafts, food, and snowflake activities.
• 2 stages for entertainment (no real music, just participation awards).
• Peach Pedal Bike Ride (no motors? no thanks).
• "42" Domino Tourney (real men play poker).
• Peach food competition ( Teilnahme trophies for all).
• World's largest peach cobbler (to comfort them for their tiny hands).

So, if you're tired of freedom and personal responsibility, head on down to the Parker County Peach Festival. Just remember to leave your guns, patriotism, and common sense at home!